I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision
because you don’t understand
on Saturday
Europe goes to war
(Source: silversarcasm, via pencilpanda)
Why am I reminded of Marc Warren?
Yes. Yes. I thought this exact same thing!
Then again everything reminds me of Marc Warren.
He’s like a cross between Teatime and Monks. Only worse. So much worse…
(Source: deancaneatmypie)
Harry Potter gif thing
Posting every 5th gif in folder.
Your reaction to your 11th birthday
Not impressed. Has food.
Your reaction to receiving your Hogwarts letter?
Lol that can’t be I’m too fab for this.
How are you feeling during your trip to Diagon Alley?
IT’S TOO MUCH
Uh oh! It’s Malfoy! Apparently he wants to be your friend. Reaction?
Your face is absurd Malfoy.
You bump into the one and only Harry Potter and crew. Reaction?
I laugh in their faces.
OK! All aboard the Hogwarts Express! How are you feeling?
There’s a… sandstorm on the train?
You see Hagrid for the first time. Reaction?
Not bovvered.
You enter the Great Hall. How are you feeling?
OK WAIT YOU MEAN THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND MAGIC IS REAL
This is the house you get sorted into
Not permitted to touch Slytherin. Guess I’ll FIND my way to the Hufflepuff table then.
Yeah! You got on the quidditch team! How do you feel?
I’ll just hide from the British people.
This is your Patronus
It’s a cow in a car.
Time to choose your career, what’s your reaction to finding out you need to choose something to be for the rest of your life?
Exactly this.
Wow, time’s flown by! Professor Dumbledore’s been murdered! How do you feel?
Brain loading…
The Death eaters are attacking the castle! How do you react?
I’ll let Charles Dance for them. Heh. See what I did there.
Ok, you face off against a Death Eater, who trash talks big time, what’s your reaction?
c:
Harry’s Dead?! How’re you feeling right now?
Quick! Get the whisk!
Whew, false alarm, Harry’s still alive and kicking, how’re you feeling now?
Ah, Harry, my dear boy. You seem to be alive. How splendid.
It’s finally over. You must be a mess. How’re you feeling right now?
Pretty good. Though I’ve turned Irish.
Time to go home, and it’s your last year at Hogwarts, what’s your reaction as you take one final look back at the castle?
Beaten up, but happy. Hmm. Pickles.
(Source: ihavesomuchsparetime)
